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Chapter 31: [Sad News] Famous A-Rank Party Stained Hawk Gets Beat Up by a Nameless Uncle lol
1 Anonymous
This is insane
2 Anonymous
Is he really that "nameless" though?
3 Anonymous
The uncle is too strong. How does he win 4 vs 1
4 Anonymous
Poor Stained Hawk. But I gotta admit, that felt pretty satisfying lol
5 Anonymous
Looking at the comments, there sure are a lot of Stained Hawk haters
6 Anonymous
That's just because the haters are commenting. I'm a genuine fan
7 Anonymous
Sure, blocking explosion magic and deflecting punches is impressive enough, but how is he calmly dealing with being attacked from both sides like that
8 Anonymous
Is this really human? Those movements go way beyond what humans should be capable of
9 Anonymous
Let's be real, the uncle is about as strong as an S-rank, right?
10 Anonymous
Wait, isn't he S-rank?
11 Anonymous
That's exactly why everyone's making such a fuss about this
12 Anonymous
When you get S-rank certified, your explorer name gets made public. Other info isn't necessarily public unless you're like Sandai who openly shares everything, but people generally know which dungeon you operate in and roughly what you look like
13 Anonymous
I mean, S-ranks are famous people who've made crazy achievements in dungeons. So the fact that someone that strong is completely unknown is way too abnormal
14 Anonymous
Is "Shibasaki Ichiro" his explorer name? That's obviously his real name
15 Anonymous
Then who the hell is he really
16 Anonymous
The fact that he really does look like an ordinary cleaner is something else...
17 Anonymous
There's no way a guy swinging around a deck brush and beating 4 A-ranks with one hand is a cleaner!!!
18 Anonymous
But he has a deck brush, so he's a cleaner
19 Anonymous
Hmm, you have a point
20 Anonymous
He seriously meant to kill them at the end there. Those eyes were terrifying
21 Anonymous
There are tons of tweets saying he's seriously an assassin or something
22 Anonymous
I watched the stream, I totally get why battle videos go viral. It's so hilarious it makes your brain melt
I've probably watched it like 10 times already
23 Anonymous
You should probably stop expecting other people to be like the uncle...
24 Anonymous
It's not like guys like that are just walking around everywhere
25 Anonymous
After watching that stream, other people's combat videos look like kids playing house. Even though those people are supposed to be high-level too
26 Dark Chaos
You guys are all hyping up that old man Shibasaki way too much. Stained Hawk was just weak, that's all
27 Anonymous
Are you serious? If you're an explorer and that's your take, you've got absolutely no eye for talent
28 Anonymous
Stained Hawk might be a bit overrated, but they're all A-ranks, you know
29 Anonymous
Is becoming A-rank really that difficult?
30 Anonymous
It's such a pain in the ass
I mean, the practical exam is bullshit (failed twice)
31 Anonymous
S-rank gets all the attention, but A-rank is like the cream of the cream too
Don't give up, keep trying
32 Anonymous
The wall between A and B is something you really feel when you're an explorer
You can rank up to B just by submitting achievement reports
33 Anonymous
Is that a dig at me for being stuck at C-rank forever??
34 Anonymous
You should probably just get a normal job at this point
35 Anonymous
I know, but like, the outside world is rough
36 Anonymous
A lot of people become explorers and then don't want to leave the dungeon anymore
37 Anonymous
I get it. Riding packed trains without a mana-enhanced body is the worst. The environment there is way worse than inside the dungeon
I wish I could use magic and skills outside the dungeon like in the dungeon
38 Anonymous
I wish I could use my skills outside too nari. I want to be worshipped out there too nari
39 Anonymous
I'll give you my skill that makes things stick to the back of my hand!
40 Anonymous
Don't want it
Take care of it
41 Dark Chaos
You're all making way too big a deal out of this. If you could become famous just by beating A-ranks, I could do it too
42 Anonymous
Owowowow...
43 Anonymous
>>41 For real? Then give it a try
44 Anonymous
Thought some weird troll was popping up, turns out it was one of those types
45 Anonymous
You little...
Don't underestimate underestimate underestimate underestimate
46 Dark Chaos
You trash who don't know what true strength is
You've probably never touched darkness, have you
I'll be the one to kill that Shibasaki guy
47 Anonymous
So even darkness-type people use internet forums
Kinda cute actually. chu
48 Anonymous
Don't respond to it
Just report it and move on
49 Anonymous
So people like this really do exist. First time seeing one
50 Anonymous
What's the reason Stained Hawk and the uncle were fighting?
51 Anonymous
The audio cut out so I don't know
53 Anonymous
From what I'm seeing, it looks like Stained Hawk initiated it
54 Anonymous
There are a lot of opinions elsewhere saying Shibasaki-san got dragged into it
Yeah, that guy has no reason to attack Stained Hawk unprovoked
55 Anonymous
Why are Rose and Sandai-sama there
56 Anonymous
So the rumors about Sandai-ren searching for the uncle were true
57 Anonymous
That's why Shinjuku Dungeon was packed with people. It's been a festival atmosphere there like when the Shinjuku conquest was completed
58 Anonymous
Bro, that was 15 years ago
59 Anonymous
Shinjuku Dungeon just gives off this rundown impression
60 Anonymous
>>58 What are you talking about, the Shinjuku conquest was just the other day, right?
...Wait, seriously? Has it been that long?
61 Anonymous
I get it. I still think PS3 is the latest console
62 Anonymous
Why is no one at Shinjuku anyway
63 Anonymous
It's not that no one's there, it's that Shibuya has too many people
64 Anonymous
Shibuya Dungeon is annoyingly crowded. I wish they'd go somewhere else
65 Anonymous
Since it's close to being conquered, top-tier groups like Sandai-ren gather there
Top-tier gather, so information gathers
Information gathers, so it's easier for B-rank and below... that's the cycle
66 Anonymous
Of course explorers would gather at Shibuya which is close to being conquered rather than Shinjuku which is already conquered
67 Anonymous
But Shinjuku Dungeon has gotten way safer lately, so everyone come
68 Anonymous
>>67 The malicious explorers have dropped off noticeably in the past month or so. It's weird
69 Anonymous
Is Sandai-sama really going to recruit the uncle?
70 Anonymous
Who knows. But if that happens, the power dynamics in Shibuya would change completely
71 Anonymous
I wanna see Sandai fight the uncle. Why won't they fight, seriously
72 Anonymous
Not gonna happen. There's no reason to fight
73 Anonymous
She's S-rank, you think she'd just casually fight? Sorry to say it but give up
74 Anonymous
(´･ω･`) No way...