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Chapter 184: [Forum] Notice of the Chiba Dungeon's Disappearance, Floor 2
【New Dungeon】 Notice of the Chiba Dungeon's Disappearance, Floor 2 【Appearance】
1:Anonymous Adventurer
This thread is for worrying about the Chiba Dungeon's future in light of the dungeon that will presumably vanish at the start of next year.
Previous thread here.
【New Dungeon】 Notice of the Chiba Dungeon's Disappearance 【Appearance】
URL: (omitted)
2:Anonymous Adventurer
Rip. 1.
3:Anonymous Adventurer
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ズサ━━━━⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒`つ≡≡≡━━━━!!
4:Anonymous Adventurer
Rip. 1.
5:Anonymous Adventurer
>>3
You didn't get it, lol
6:Anonymous Adventurer
Is this thread even okay?
This is straight-up that "spreading false rumors" thing, right?
7:Anonymous Adventurer
Is the Chiba Dungeon going to disappear?
8:Anonymous Adventurer
>>6
Way on the "out" side of out.
>>7
It's not going anywhere.
9:Anonymous Adventurer
Just got here—what'd I miss?
Haven't seen the previous thread. What's this about?
10:Anonymous Adventurer
>>9
Dungeons with little human traffic vanish before a new dungeon appears.
Some idiot starts claiming Chiba is going to vanish.
1 gets arrested ← that's where we're at.
11:Anonymous Adventurer
>>10
"1 gets arrested" is the previous thread's 1, right ssu?
The me who made THIS thread has nothing to do with it, right ssu?
I just stepped on the previous thread's 950 because I fell into a 【Trap User】's trap, ssu.
I'll be fine, right ssu?
12:Anonymous Adventurer
I TOLD you people to fill up the previous thread before coming here (*´Д`)
13:Anonymous Adventurer
>>11
Out.
That was the whole point of the 【Trap User】's trap.
Give up and get arrested along with the previous thread's 1.
14:Anonymous Adventurer
Nooo, ssu
I'll get fired from my job, ssu
Somebody help me, ssu
Isn't there some way out of this, ssu?
15:Anonymous Adventurer
Anyway, "dungeon disappearance" makes no sense to me. What does it mean?
Nothing happened last year, right?
Did dungeons vanish without me knowing?
16:Anonymous Adventurer
>>15
Exactly one year after the first dungeon appeared, on January 1st, dungeons increased.
Then two years after that, on January 1st, dungeons with no human traffic vanished and new ones appeared.
And three years after THAT, the same thing happened again—that was last time.
And four years after that comes next January 1st.
Probably dungeons will vanish and appear again.
17:Anonymous Adventurer
>>15 >>16
To add: apparently the total number of dungeons hasn't changed since the first year.
But dungeons in places nobody visits—under the sea, deep in the mountains—have been decreasing, while 'Dungeon Gates' keep appearing in places with lots of people.
18:Anonymous Adventurer
>>14
Supposedly the arrest takes about a month, so tremble as you fall asleep lol
19:Anonymous Adventurer
>>18
Will I really get arrested, ssu?
I'm going to go consult my parents, ssu
This is serious, ssu
20:Anonymous Adventurer
>>18
Be nice to him and knock it off (;^ω^)
21:Anonymous Adventurer
>>19
"Consult my parents"? Aren't you a kid lol
Turn yourself in, come on lol
22:Anonymous Adventurer
>>19
It was a lie, so don't worry about it.
The Chiba Dungeon isn't going to disappear either.
There's data the SDF collected last time on how little traffic it takes for a dungeon to vanish, so have a look at this.
URL: (omitted)
23:Anonymous Adventurer
>>22
Really, ssu?
Can I trust that, ssu?
24:Anonymous Adventurer
>>23
If a month passes and nothing happens, you'll be fine even if you were worried.
Just spend that month reflecting, hm?
25:Anonymous Adventurer
So a new dungeon's appearing for the first time in four years~
Judging by the URL >>22 posted, Chiba looks totally safe~
Apparently the dungeons slated to vanish this time are ones the SDF can't clear no matter what, like snow mountains, mines, and the sea~
26:Anonymous Adventurer
>>22
I believe you, ssu
Thank you, ssu
I will reflect, ssu
27:Anonymous Adventurer
Snow mountains are one thing, but mines and the sea seem like a waste, no?
28:Anonymous Adventurer
The mine's Floor 40 is a cockatrice, remember...
It CAN be cleared, but it's the dungeon with the most deaths, and the ceiling apparently comes crashing down mid-run—it's dangerous all the way through.
And you don't need a mine for minerals anyway—there are golems at HQ...
For snow mountains, apparently if the SDF lets their equipment loose, it sets off avalanches and such.
For the sea, the call was to keep dungeons with freshwater lakes instead, so they're deliberately keeping people out.
29:Anonymous Adventurer
>>27 >>28
Even so, I wish they'd keep the sea.
The Saitama Dungeon is wildly popular—every prefecture should get one.
30:Anonymous Adventurer
So the SDF manages which dungeons get erased, huh lol
If they KNOW nothing's going to vanish, why not keep the dungeons open through New Year's lol
31:Anonymous Adventurer
>>30
Newbie adventurer here, shocked to learn dungeons have holidays.
So when's it closed from and until?
32:Anonymous Adventurer
>>31
December 31st and January 1st are holidays at every branch; reopening is January 2nd at 9 AM.
Note that there are penalties if you haven't left the dungeon by 9 PM on December 30th.
Here's the Association's website.
URL: (omitted)
33:Anonymous Adventurer
>>32
No way lol
There are actually people living in dungeons, right? What are they supposed to do lol
34:Anonymous Adventurer
It means "go home for New Year's," obviously (*´ω`)
Besides, for a day or two you could crash at a party member's place, right?
And if that fails, it's still half a year off—just book a hotel (*´ω`)
A 'Dungeon Gate' vanishing with people still inside is the disaster America caused, so they absolutely want to avoid it (;^ω^)
35:Anonymous Adventurer
America didn't get a new dungeon in its central region at the last 'new dungeon appearance' either, right?
No chance this time either lol
36:Anonymous Adventurer
>>35
Apparently America's been asking for dungeons not just in Yokohama but in Aomori and Okinawa too.
The railgun's doing well, and the government seems ready to say yes in exchange for their cooperation surveying the new dungeons.
37:Anonymous Adventurer
>>36
Seriously?
Not acceptable. ( ゚Д゚)
38:Anonymous Adventurer
>>36 >>37
What's the harm, though?
Surveying the new dungeons means up to Floor 40, right?
Last time the SDF took plenty of deaths doing it.
And the ones who died were special forces guys equivalent to Quadruple-Ranks, no?
Seems like a waste NOT to have them do it.
39:Anonymous Adventurer
>>38
The survey itself is fine (;^ω^)
The problem is Japan's 【Status】 UI leaking (*´Д`)
40:Anonymous Adventurer
>>39
"UI"? User interface?
The status screen?
What does that even mean
41:Anonymous Adventurer
>>40
You know the status screen's language depends on the country where your first dungeon was, right?
And by country, it's not just the language—the basic jobs and their derivative lines differ too.
Every country's racing to conquer dungeons right now.
I think what >>38 means is that Japan would just be unilaterally giving away its advantage.
42:Anonymous Adventurer
Come to think of it, the status screen IS in Japanese.
Huh, it differs by country?
First I've heard of it.
43:Anonymous Adventurer
At the last 'new dungeon appearance,' spies from every country came flooding in and got arrested for entering without permission ( ゚Д゚)
There are people who'd hide a new dungeon for smuggling purposes too—New Year's is going to be chaos (*´Д`)
44:Anonymous Adventurer
>>43
They can't even send those guys back to their countries, so they're still in prison...
45:Anonymous Adventurer
Speaking of America, I hear the NEW president of the American Adventurer's Association is a 19-year-old blonde beauty called Stephanie-chan.
46:Anonymous Adventurer
>>45
For real?
She doesn't come up in searches—source?
47:Anonymous Adventurer
>>46
Here you go.
URL: (omitted)
48:Anonymous Adventurer
>>47
Okay, I can tell the one shaking hands with the President is Stephanie-chan, but I can't read a word of it.
49:Anonymous Adventurer
>>48
A round of applause for Mr. Excite, please.
...Wait, Mr. Excite is retiring?
50:Anonymous Adventurer
>>49
For real?
For real...
Better give him one last job.
Wait, it says 【Lie Detection】 here—that's a lie, right?
51:Anonymous Adventurer
Thought she'd be some gorilla of a woman—turns out she's genuinely a beauty.
But president at 19 is wild.
Could she be stronger than 'Sword Saint-chan'?
52:Anonymous Adventurer
>>51
She's nominally Triple-Rank, but apparently not strong.
It says she was escorted to Floor 30 surrounded by soldiers lol
The problem is her special skill, 【Lie Detection】—【Lie Detection】, that is.
She can supposedly tell when someone's lying.
Seems she solved violent crimes with it and rose through the ranks.
53:Anonymous Adventurer
>>52
Undefeated in flame wars, then.
And even if something ISN'T a lie, if she says it is, it becomes one...
54:Anonymous Adventurer
Rising through the ranks with a skill that's totally useless inside dungeons...
55:Anonymous Adventurer
>>53 >>54
That's just jealousy, Rip.
A beautiful girl detective is the best, though.
56:Anonymous Adventurer
Not foreign spies, probably, but do you know there's a rumor of an otherworlder appearing in the Chiba Dungeon lately?
Apparently fully naked, even?
57:Anonymous Adventurer
>>56
The otherworlder is a naked blonde beauty detective?
( ゚д゚ ) ガタッ
58:Anonymous Adventurer
Off to Chiba.
59:Anonymous Adventurer
No party-crashing lol
Calm down.
The otherworlder's supposed to be a young MAN.
60:Anonymous Adventurer
>>59
A naked young man isn't an otherworlder, he's just a pervert.
The punchline's obviously "turns out he was a 【Naked King】," right?
61:Anonymous Adventurer
Apparently the Association IS looking for the guy, though.
I went to the Chiba branch the other day to see 'Spear King-sama,' and when I got back to HQ, a staff member I'd never talked to asked me about the otherworlder.
Said to let them know if I learned anything.
62:Anonymous Adventurer
Of course they're looking lol
He's a naked pervert, right?
Otherworlder or not, that's an arrest (*´Д`)
63:Anonymous Adventurer
Chiba's been pretty weird lately, hasn't it?
I went to the Chiba branch myself recently, and there was clearly a little girl in the dungeon, like elementary-school age.
Dungeons are 18 and up, no special cases or anything, right?
64:Anonymous Adventurer
The otherworlder is a naked blonde little girl!?
Off to Chiba.
65:Anonymous Adventurer
How many times—no party-crashing lol