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Episode 110: Forum Thread 9
【Dungeon Bureau Director-General】 Karin Ojou-sama Rookie-Training Stream Live Thread Part 200 (Overflow Thread) 【Still Has His Head?】
99 Passing-by Anon
First, a summary of today:
- Ojou-sama's rookie-training stream. Makes troubling statement: "I can tell reality and anime apart, desu wa!"
- In the middle of sparring practice, a 14-year-old rookie explorer-chan (self-proclaimed) suddenly appears, fights evenly(?) with ojou-sama in Kazenari gear, and ultimately lands a hit on her
- Ojou-sama was apparently fighting entirely with the intent of instructing a rookie. Comes back from the sea unharmed, gets insanely hyped, and invites self-proclaimed rookie-chan to challenge the pit
- Rookie-chan, AKA Sharie-sama, recoils in horror
- The two hit it off somehow and go exploring the deep layers. The slaughter begins (Meanwhile, the middle schoolers at the training go "We saw something awesome!" and head straight into the dungeon. Mitsuki-sama achieves nirvana after Karin ojou-sama hugs her)
- Sharie-sama fires what appears to be a charged particle cannon, then Karin ojou-sama unleashes a shockwave bomb
- Sharie-sama unveils a ridiculous unique that's basically a logistics cheat allowing all-you-can-eat monster meat
- It comes to light that Karin ojou-sama previously bit directly into a monster
- Karin ojou-sama uses <Divine Artisan> to break Sharie-sama's unique-skill restriction
- Now able to deliciously cook monster meat from the lower layers onward, the two are blinded by lust for meat and begin literally mincing all the deep-layer monsters, bosses included
- Once full, the two declare they'll be best friends forever before over 20 million concurrent viewers
- Dungeon Bureau provisionally permits taking out meat produced by Sharie-sama's skill, partly for investigation
- Various posts containing white-flag emojis trend on social media in Japan's neighboring countries before being safely censored and deleted
100 Passing-by Anon
How is a BULLET-POINT list this long!?
101 Passing-by Anon
It's enough to drive you insane (straightforward)
102 Passing-by Anon
Why are Karin ojou-sama's ordinary non-combat freak behaviors mixed in among all the insane abilities Sharie-sama demonstrated? (exasperated)
103 Passing-by Anon
Mitsuki-sama's freak behavior making a quiet appearance too is Lmao
104 Passing-by Anon
Stop calling an appetite for meat "lust for meat"! (Karin ojou-sama will misunderstand again!)
105 Passing-by Anon
W-well, whatever else, congratulations, desu wa! How lovely that Karin ojou-sama has made another friend! It was a very heartwarming stream, desu wa! (white eyes)
106 Passing-by Anon
U-um... except that new friend is clearly neither a second-generation naturalized citizen nor fourteen, and suspicions are exploding that she's the monster who unified post-apocalyptic Africa by force in a few years, so the internet's gone past a great debate into a GREAT DEBATE...
107 Passing-by Anon
Sharie, age thirty-four... just who could she be...?
108 Passing-by Anon
F-for now, can the authorities please hurry up and establish Sharie-sama's identity...
109 Passing-by Anon
>>108 Here's some absolutely spectacular news for you Other thread link → "【Breaking News】 It Appears the Dungeon Bureau and Police Official Social-Media Accounts Have Certified Sharie-sama's ID as Real and Her as a Genuine 14-Year-Old Second-Generation Naturalized Citizen" Official government-agency social-media source links → URL
110 Passing-by Anon
!?
111 Passing-by Anon
Thought it was bait but it's REAL!?
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The government seriously certified her as fourteen!?
113 Passing-by Anon
L-liiiiiiiies!?
114 Passing-by Anon
If Sharie-sama's really a fourteen-year-old second-gen naturalized citizen, then tell us what school she goes to, OY!
115 Passing-by Anon
Well, see, she's a minor, so that's personal information, you know?
116 Passing-by Anon
The government is so obviously accommodating her I'm drowning in Lmaoooo
117 Passing-by Anon
Government offices instantly releasing identity guarantees is such an abnormal situation it proves she CAN'T be a fourteen-year-old second-gen naturalized citizen, doesn't it!?
118 Passing-by Anon
Japan: "Haaah? The SDF isn't a military, this escort vessel with its completely flat flight deck isn't an aircraft carrier, and Sharie-sama is obviously a genuine fourteen-year-old exactly as she appears, okay? Oh, and naturally, revealing what school she attends or where she lives is out of the question because she's a minor, and anyone investigating will be punished. We have to protect children with everything we've got. It's not that there are no signs of her attending anywhere."
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Japan's neighboring states: """Th-this bastard...!"""
120 Passing-by Anon
Could Japan actually have thicker skin than you'd expect?
121 Passing-by Anon
We're definitely gullible and peace-addled, but you can't run a country on that alone...
122 Passing-by Anon
But with the authorities issuing an official announcement like this, isn't Karin ojou-sama's confusion of real-life and fictional power scales going to become unstoppable????
123 Passing-by Anon
Her adoration and misconceptions were never going to stop regardless of any government announcement, so we're safe!
124 Passing-by Anon
W-well, to be serious, supposing the ruler of Africa genuinely committed illegal entry and identity forgery, there's no point even debating which the government would choose between turning it into a diplomatic incident and letting her be friends with Karin ojou-sama... Of course the country would make this call, desu wa ne
125 Passing-by Anon
Japan: "You can't run a country or protect the people with pretty ideals alone, dumbasses!"
126 Passing-by Anon
If she'd killed someone it would be another matter, but as of now the only things resembling casualties are probably the authorities' stomachs...
127 Passing-by Anon
The government went to the trouble of making an announcement, but everyone's discussing this almost completely on the assumption Sharie-sama isn't fourteen. Welcome to the Lmao plantation
128 Passing-by Anon
I mean, at this point... you know? It's one of those tacit understandings
129 Passing-by Anon
Honestly, Karin ojou-sama might be the only person who believes Sharie-sama is fourteen...
130 Passing-by Anon
Yeah (excerpt from exchanges on Karin ojou-sama's social media below) Replies to an ojou-sama post: 【Ojou-sama! That Sharie girl clearly isn't fourteen, desu wa!?】 【Rumor has it she's the queen who unified the African continent!】 【That girl clearly isn't fourteen! No child that strong actually exists!】 【She's probably twenty-seven, desu wa yo!】 Karin Yamada@ Everyone, is this some sort of joke, desu no? A twenty-seven-year-old foreign queen(?) would never do anything so insane as claiming to be fourteen in Japan, desu wa!
131 Passing-by Anon
Lmao
132 Passing-by Anon
She looks like she's defending Sharie-sama and then stabs her straight in the back. Truly Lmao
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"A twenty-seven-year-old would never do anything so insane as claiming to be fourteen, desu wa!" ↑I'm dying at the 300 km/h fastball straight into her gut
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Karin ojou-sama is too pure—now Sharie-sama absolutely can't tell her the truth!
135 Passing-by Anon
Lmao this is basically her punishment for the illegal entry and identity forgery
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530 Passing-by Anon
More importantly, it's scary as hell that these two aren't just absurd enough from teaming up—they seem to enhance each other's abilities too
531 Passing-by Anon
For the surrounding countries this is such a genuine nightmare that the Lmao is growing wild
532 Passing-by Anon
You can actually see countless variations of "It's over..." in every language in the comments, and it's hilarious
533 Passing-by Anon
Honestly, the neighboring countries brought it on themselves by trying to mess with Japan before
534 Passing-by Anon
I sincerely pray for the souls of Japan's civil servants, but as for the surrounding nations, they may suffer their stomachaches all by themselves, thank you very much!
535 Passing-by Anon
We're moving forward like it's already a given, but is Sharie-sama seriously the Dungeon Queen...?
536 Passing-by Anon
Honestly, I think there are still plenty of people only half convinced, and I am one of them, but every new piece of information makes it harder to deny...
537 Passing-by Anon
The odds are actually quite high Honestly I don't want to believe it because it doesn't feel real, but the Karin ojou-sama at the center of the uproar is already a fictional, unreal existence herself, so nothing would surprise me anymore... And Sharie-sama looks like she'd casually pull off all the Dungeon Queen's exploits that everyone called the ridiculously embellished war stories of a dictator...
538 Passing-by Anon
That ojou-sama is still smashing common sense alongside monsters and dungeon walls, huh
539 Passing-by Anon
Was today's stream the Karin ojou-sama and Sharie-sama Common-Sense Smashing Collab...?
540 Passing-by Anon
Stop making the dream collab into a nightmare collab
541 Passing-by Anon
Eh, eh, seriously? People genuinely think this girl is the Dungeon Queen?
542 Panicking 541
Um... every thread I check says the odds are pretty high... Is she seriously the Dungeon Queen, desu no...? I taunted someone who looked like Sharie-sama in another thread before... https://kakuyomu.jp/works/16817330658027210412/episodes/16817330667792270002
543 Passing-by Anon
Lmao
544 Passing-by Anon
For real? Lmaoooo So many ojou-sama threads keep popping up that I never knew. Truly Lmao
545 Passing-by Anon
The distinctive posts from someone clearly not used to the internet plus the timing mean that seriously IS genuine Sharie-sama. Great Lmao plantation
546 Passing-by Anon
Lmao she wrote down their ID
547 Passing-by Anon
Even if Sharie-sama isn't the Dungeon Queen herself, it's basically confirmed they taunted a monster of that level and had their ID saved. Lmao lmao lmao
548 Passing-by Anon
I'm so jealous you're recognized (locked on to) by the world-famous celebrity making headlines right now, Lmao
548 Passing-by Anon
The posts right before Sharie-sama appeared were talking about how multiple dangerous beings might be out there and how slander is bad, yet you were still this careless????
549 P a n i c k i n g 5 4 1
B u t n o m a t t e r w h a t , h o w w a s I s u p p o s e d t o e x p e c t a K a r i n o j o u - s a m a - c l a s s M O N S T E R t o a p p e a r o n s o m e o b s c u r e m e s s a g e b o a r d a n d t r y t o h u n t d o w n m y p e r s o n a l i n f o r m a t i o n ! ! ! !
550 Passing-by Anon
Fair point
551 Passing-by Anon
That scream is too heartfelt. Truly Lmao
552 Passing-by Anon
Well, in reality they didn't so much taunt her as phrase a pretty legitimate criticism badly, and Sharie-sama was at fault here Though... this will have absolutely no bearing on sentencing...
553 Passing-by Anon
Too unreasonable. Truly Lmao
554 Passing-by Anon
W-well, she's now friends with Karin ojou-sama, so this much is probably fine. I dunno though
555 Passing-by Anon
For now, I pray 541 remains in good health until the IP-storage period expires in six months, desu wa, Lmao
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800 Passing-by Anon
Still, so much happens in Karin ojou-sama's streams that they never get boring That outrageous chaos really soaks into my heart after black-company work has worn it down... Kind of the same relief as watching a monster smash up a city in a movie
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That's a slightly dangerous way to enjoy it. Truly Lmao But I understand what you mean, desu wa!
802 Passing-by Anon
Is 800 really that exhausted? Restaurant work or caregiving, maybe?
803 Black-Company Worker 800
Subcontractor for a major industrial company My actual workplace is perfectly decent, but the big company we're working with (or basically being forced to work with) is... Their power harassment is insane, and their arrogant demands for impossible deadlines have left the floor exhausted. It's the worst, desu wa
804 Black-Company Worker 800
Naturally, I can't name the big company It's been a mass producer of black companies for ages, exploiting affiliates forcibly gathered together and subcontractors ever since the previous president, but after the current president took over a long time ago, it all accelerated even further, desu wa ne Honestly, I don't even have time to watch Karin ojou-sama's live streams It's not something to be proud of, but I mostly watch clip compilations... (sorry for the long personal ramble and going off topic, desu no)
805 Passing-by Anon
Finding another job is your ONLY option, desu wa yo!
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Ah, I might know which major company... If 800 really is one of their subcontractors, you seriously should change jobs If my guess is right, that big company is the In○kai Industries Group, the one mocked for mass-producing more victims of black-company practices than products, desu no
807 Passing-by Anon
Black-company workers regularly appear in ojou-sama threads for some reason... Well, I guess there really are that many awful workplaces out there
808 Black-Company Worker 800
Normally finding another job would be the only option, yes... but the people at my actual workplace don't just get along—we all look out for and support each other—and our president is a total victim too who keeps bowing and apologizing to us employees. I'd genuinely hate to cause them trouble by leaving... Our company's technical ability isn't bad, and I wish we'd sign with another decent primary contractor, but we'd face insane pressure if we did... Honestly I'm hoping some aftershock from ojou-sama going on a rampage will conveniently destroy that major company for us, desu wa
809 Passing-by Anon
Lmao at genuinely wishing the monster would smash everything No, even my Lmao is withering
810 Passing-by Anon
The resentment is oozing out of this long post... Wait, they'd pressure you if you found work elsewhere!? That's so nasty, of course the resentment would build up! They must be a huge company to get away with that, so there'd be basically no way to fight back either
811 Passing-by Anon
Lmao at no one objecting to ojou-sama being treated like a monster this entire time
812 Passing-by Anon
But Black Tiger was directly an explorer clan, operated in the same sphere as ojou-sama, and picked a fight with her in person—that was a big part of it Industrial businesses are inseparable from dungeon materials and a major company would have its own clan, but whether it'd get directly involved enough with her is another story We probably shouldn't expect ojou-sama to solve every single problem either
813 Passing-by Anon
Honestly that falls under the Labor Standards Inspection Office or similar, not the Anti-Dungeon Division or Public Security There's basically no way the ojou-sama rampaging would do anything about it Her content is focused on Elegant exploration—the total opposite of those exposé or outrage-punishment compilation influencers
814 Black-Company Worker 800
True So tonight too, I'll sleep soundly while imagining a gigantic ojou-sama smashing a certain honored major company and all its facilities (seriously sorry for the long off-topic posting... I couldn't help myself, desu no!)
815 Passing-by Anon
Lmao at hatred strong enough to enlarge an already-dangerous ojou-sama How hard are they working you...?
816 Passing-by Anon
Of course they'd end up writing long off-topic posts, desu wa! Still, if ojou-sama's helping people like that blow off steam, I'm sure she'd be happy too
817 Passing-by Anon
(We shall not consider the authorities' stress)
818 Passing-by Anon
W-well, one way or another, the positives are huge: Black Tiger vanished, the police gained manpower, and national interests are skyrocketing thanks to the de facto Japan-Africa alliance...
819 Passing-by Anon
Even if Karin ojou-sama is Karin ojou-sama, naturally she could never go around crushing random companies... All we can do is pray 800's situation improves, and that Karin ojou-sama—who's helping all sorts of people relieve stress—continues enjoying a smooth streaming life, desu wa!
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Just to clarify, the address that appeared in the forum thread links to Episode 87, Forum Thread 8, desu wa!
And with that, next time we're returning to Karin ojou-sama as the main focus, desu wa.