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Episode 87: Forum Thread, Part 8
【Everything and Then Some】Karin Ojou-sama's Deep-Layer (Not Just the Deep Layers) Conquest Stream General Thread, Part 534【We'll Blow It All Away, desu wa!】
530 Passing-by Anon
Ahh... this must've been said five thousand trillion times already, but a sixteen-year-old not just solo-crossing the deep layers but beating an abyssal boss on the way home, then fully wrecking a Japan's-strongest-class clan and violently rewriting the national clan power map... what an absurdly turbulent weekend...
531 Passing-by Anon
Um, hasn't this affected not just the national power map but the balance of power between nations...?
532 Passing-by Anon
T-they say the national bigwigs are frantically adjusting for that very thing right now...
533 Passing-by Anon
If only they'd crushed that shit clan Black Tiger beforehand, the bigwigs wouldn't be suffering like this...
534 Passing-by Anon
Captain Hindsight, thank you for your service That said, reasons or no reasons, they let a shit clan like that run wild for years, so it's undeniably self-inflicted, desu wa ne
535 Passing-by Anon
That said, the ojou-sama is apparently SO strong that international affairs have, if anything, stabilized—so Kasumigaseki is surprisingly calm, desu wa? (Though it's true that with the abyssal intel now fully disclosed worldwide and a top clan's sudden collapse, things are a mad scramble behind the scenes)
536 Passing-by Anon
There was that fuss during the stream when the illegal fishing boats turned back, but apparently SDF scramble launches have also dropped sharply since—the whole community's buzzing about it all over again...
537 Passing-by Anon
Back when the <Divine Artisan> clan nearly got founded, the rumor was that scrambles INCREASED, desu no!
538 Passing-by Anon
Like stream chat said: while a country is TRYING to acquire nukes, everyone piles the pressure on; once nuclear armament is already complete, not only does nobody attack, they even send you aid—that's the phenomenon, desu wa
539 Passing-by Anon
Karin ojou-sama is now being treated exactly like a nuclear weapon, LMAO
540 Passing-by Anon
"Atomic Ojou-sama" got me good
541 Passing-by Anon
Overseas it's a genuine uproar: "Since when did Japan effectively nuclear-arm itself!?" lmao
542 Passing-by Anon
The photoshops pairing Karin ojou-sama with the radiation trefoil killed me lmaooo
543 Passing-by Anon
Honestly, thinking about it calmly, she's more troublesome than a nuclear missile... If that ojou-sama comes flying at you in Demonic Dragon Armor: Storm Style, interceptors absolutely are not shooting her down
544 Passing-by Anon
The prevailing theory: load Karin ojou-sama onto an ICBM and deliver her to an enemy capital, and the war ends on the spot
545 Passing-by Anon
Every hypothetical visual of Karin ojou-sama deployed as a weapon is too cursed, lol Though the fact that ojou-sama could probably pull off any of them, no problem, is the real kicker...
546 Passing-by Anon
It started out as half meme, but the more you analyze with the specs revealed this stream, the more she genuinely functions as a deterrent, this ojou-sama
547 Passing-by Anon
A body that withstands adiabatic-compression heat in bare flesh is already beyond words Forget loading her on a missile—you could eject her straight from orbit, desu wa
548 Passing-by Anon
Not one post here sounds like we're discussing a human being—LMAO
549 Passing-by Anon
To be fair, we aren't discussing one...
550 Passing-by Anon
The scariest part: she came out of this abyss plunge nearly unharmed, so we still haven't glimpsed her floor at all, that inhuman ojou-sama
551 Passing-by Anon
Her confirmed combat power alone is already insane, and the monster is ALSO loaded down with unknown armaments—please never let her become our enemy, desu waa~!
552 Passing-by Anon
Plus she grabbed two drops from that incomprehensible spatial-magic boss—her hand of <Divine Artisan> trump cards has without question grown... From a neighboring country's point of view, you do NOT want to poke that, desu wa!
553 Passing-by Anon
They're even saying there's a chance she could warp directly into every nation's government residence, no missile required—the thought scared me to tears
554 Passing-by Anon
"Hotline (in-person)" lmao Yeah, even knowing the ojou-sama would never do such a thing, factor in the one-in-a-million chance and those fishing boats are turning right around lmaooo
555 Passing-by Anon
The neighboring countries are seriously on ojou-sama alert now and can't pull anything shady anymore lmaooo
556 Passing-by Anon
It was half jokes during the stream, but the deeper the analysis goes, the more she's genuinely become a guardian deity—LMAO beyond measure lmaooo
557 Passing-by Anon
Sending Black Tiger's entire main force to hospitals and prisons would already be a freak achievement, but stabilizing international relations on top of it—beyond all standard, I can't even process it, desu wa lmaooo
558 Passing-by Anon
Not just real life—the net's calmed way down too I haven't spotted a single one of those operatives who were rampaging until the other day, desu no
559 Passing-by Anon
Well, their employer suddenly exploded into oblivion (basically self-destructed), AND the ojou-sama's strength is what it is... they're probably all genuinely trembling right now, desu wa
560 Passing-by Anon
And I never defamed anyone, and even I was trembling at that video Those operatives must be head-to-toe denma massagers by now
561 Passing-by Anon
Same goes for the bandwagon ojou-sama bashers—every last one deleted their accounts And not just deleted—there's no sign of them even reincarnating into new accounts... did something happen to them in real life??
562 Passing-by Anon
You know how defamation is a complaint-based offense Karin ojou-sama would probably never pursue? There's talk the police have been mass-arresting them on unrelated charges in her stead—any truth to that?
563 Passing-by Anon
Surely that's conspiracy-theory territory, but I do keep hearing everywhere that the police are remarkably active... don't tell me they really are moving
564 Passing-by Anon
Well, they can't just leave alone the people who unreasonably bashed an ojou-sama who showed that much combat power, can they Sycophancy toward ojou-sama or whatever else—I just need those arrests
565 Passing-by Anon
On this one, frankly, sycophancy has nothing to do with it Idiots who reflexively hurled utterly baseless defamation at a monster who solo-charges the abyss—you make an example of a few with arrests, or it's too terrifying Not that ojou-sama would ever cross the line into retaliation; what's scarier is an administration that can't act because it's busy imagining that risk
566 Passing-by Anon
Those types just bash whatever famous person looks bashable, I bet Since the ojou-sama bashers vanished, the whole net's manners took a sudden turn for the better, desu wa
567 Passing-by Anon
The legitimately deserved firestorms still pop up everywhere as ever, but the idiots who post across the line have definitely dwindled. I barely run into unpleasant posts when I browse lately, desu no
568 Passing-by Anon
I wasn't the only one feeling that, desu no!? A full-on great internet cleanup, desu waa~ lmao
569 Passing-by Anon
Karin ojou-sama's achievements are so gigantic the LMAOs are overgrowing the garden, desu wa ne lmaooo
570 Passing-by Anon
Another "Karin ojou-sama effect": the TV stations, magazines and net media that were apparently pressing the allegations () on Black Tiger's orders are losing advertisers across the board and teetering on collapse—pure delight
571 Passing-by Anon
For real? LMAOOOOO
572 Passing-by Anon
Dead serious Go look at TDS, the station that ran the allegations special Every single CM is an Ad Council PSA now, desu wa
573 Passing-by Anon
It's really true lmaooo
574 Passing-by Anon
Well, no advertiser's buying slots on a station that pinned false charges on—and picked a fight with—a monster who obliterates Japan's-strongest-class clans on her way home from downing an abyssal boss lmaooo
575 Passing-by Anon
And leaving that aside, mass media that hammered a streamer past twenty million subscribers (a minor, at that) with threadbare allegations were already an image disaster waiting to happen anyway
576 Passing-by Anon
The schadenfreude is so delicious I could down three bowls of plain rice with no side dish lmaooo
577 Passing-by Anon
Also—maybe being beaten by the ojou-sama scared them properly—Black Tiger is reportedly cooperating startlingly meekly in interrogation, and everyone they did dirty work with, colluding ministry officials included, is being flushed out en masse lmaooo
578 Passing-by Anon
Lol The Dungeon Bureau and the rest were whispered about for years, but it's not just the net and media getting scrubbed—it's the very core of the state lmaooo
579 Passing-by Anon
And so, as the media-led dummies decline and fall, black tea's own Lip○on-sama declared "To commemorate the ojou-sama's world record, we hereby present her with five years' supply of our company's tea!" and is being received with the ojou-sama's boundless delight
580 Passing-by Anon
Lip○on lmaooo Well, their stock did explode after she name-dropped them live—of course they'd do that much lmaooo
581 Passing-by Anon
It got overshadowed by the Black Tiger annihilation, but the stream's influence cleared black tea right out of shops nationwide lmao. Yeah, they'd send five years' worth lmaooo
582 Passing-by Anon
Dungeon Alive has vanished from the whole country AGAIN and the publisher's stock is soaring—at this point the ojou-sama's a zashiki-warashi or something lmaooo. In the sense that mistreating one brings ruin, I mean lmao
583 Passing-by Anon
Getting a monster who solo-downed an abyssal boss and massacred a Japan's-strongest-class clan delighted with a gift worth under ¥50,000—cost-performance beyond "funny," straight into tea-leaf territory
584 Passing-by Anon
And Karin ojou-sama, while Lip○on-sama's stock rises in every sense of the word, was overjoyed at five years' worth of black tea, guzzled it down, and nearly caused a broadcast incident by becoming unable to hold in a bathroom trip mid-stream
585 Passing-by Anon
What are you DOING lmaooo
586 Passing-by Anon
Same with the "scolded-dog-caught-raiding-the-fridge stream" the day after the abyss stream—while we're all losing our minds, that ojou-sama is business as usual lmao. Honestly, it's kind of reassuring, though lmao
587 Passing-by Anon
Did best friend-chan read the ending and prep in advance, or what? The stream switched over smoothly to ambient scenery footage mid-broadcast—that got a huge laugh out of me
588 Passing-by Anon
Right—explorers get reinforced innards, bladder included, alongside physical ability, so long dungeon streams are generally no problem, yes? (Heard another dungeon streamer say so once.) For HER level to be unable to hold it, just how much tea did she drink lmaooooo
589 Passing-by Anon
She probably exceeded an ordinary person's lethal caffeine dose by about ten-thousand-fold So poison resistance can't stop diuretic effects...?
590 Passing-by Anon
Her head goes into overdrive in combat, yet everywhere else, why is that ojou-sama such a silly one, desu no lmaooo
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800 Passing-by Anon
Still, though... the ojou-sama really is chaos on a level far past imagining, isn't she There's an old tall tale that behind the official strongest-class explorers, country-toppling monster explorers lurk in the shadows with every nation currying their favor—and I'm finding it harder and harder to call it nonsense, desu wa...
801 Passing-by Anon
"There's no way multiple monsters worth national appeasement are lurking hidden—they'd stand out instantly lol" is what I'd said, mocking that kind of story until recently; but Karin ojou-sama broadcast that ability to the entire world for nearly a year and it went unnoticed, so that tall tale isn't funny anymore...
802 Passing-by Anon
And hey—the fact that item-box material has a past transaction record means, solo or party aside, that someone other than the ojou-sama has hunted the same or a similar spatial-magic monster. That's all but settled, isn't it...?
803 Passing-by Anon
You must think no further
804 Passing-by Anon
Karin ojou-sama is so far beyond the pale that I'm about to believe every dungeon-related tall tale, country-toppling explorers included—"dungeons are trials the gods prepared to widen human potential," or "dungeons are humanity's vaccination, prepared by god so we would gain powers outside the laws against invasions by beings from other laws," or "dungeons are a boundless wellspring of motherly love that births monsters without end, so reach the deepest point of the pit beyond the abyss and the reward is it becomes my mommy"
805 Passing-by Anon
That last one isn't a tall tale, it's the delusion of a poor soul society has worn down to the bone!
806 Passing-by Anon
Also, lately I've begun to suspect... might the African Unification Dungeon Queen's boasted exploits possibly be exaggeration-free...? desu wa... Karin ojou-sama has been smashing every convention I ever held to pieces, desu no
807 Passing-by Anon
Karin ojou-sama went and destroyed something outrageous, you know. It was your common sense.
808 Passing-by Anon
The Unification Queen's famous episodes? Like, solo-carrying absurd materials home from the abyss, or unifying the African continent by force of arms alone
809 Passing-by Anon
There's also the one where, to shake the hostile factions' pursuers mid-unification, she holed up in a dungeon's deep layers for three months, came back inexplicably mega-powered-up, and annihilated the enemy troops lying in ambush at the entrance
810 Passing-by Anon
The three-month hideout is oversold, lol The episode has exactly the ring of a great figure's anecdote invented by later generations
811 Passing-by Anon
By that measure, Karin ojou-sama's deeds make her a mythological beast or something too...
812 Passing-by Anon
What's more, the Unification Queen's exploits—long assumed to be your classic dictator's inflated bragging—only BARELY beat the ojou-sama's track record (aside from the whole unifying a continent by force in a few short years part) "Unrealistic exaggeration" isn't so easy to laugh off anymore, desu wa
813 Warawa ja yo
Oh, so this place speaks not only of Yamada Karin but of Africa as well, ja High approval from me!
814 Warawa ja yo
There is a little something I would ask of you all Where does this Yamada Karin dwell? How might one meet her?
815 Passing-by Anon
Eh What is this post
816 Passing-by Anon
Ow ow ow ow ow ow lmaooo
817 Passing-by Anon
Is it time for the bandage big enough to wrap your whole head?
818 Passing-by Anon
Bizarre handle inexplicable speech prying into a streamer's personal information ...that's two outs, I'd say
819 Passing-by Anon
Game, set, match, dumbass
820 Passing-by Anon
Dunno if you're serious, but serious answer: Karin ojou-sama is surprisingly rigorous with personal information, so intel like that is unobtainable. About the only lead is the school she attends, but dummy info has flooded everywhere lately, so pinpointing it has gotten difficult too
821 Passing-by Anon
Painful fan, maybe? In any case, a streamer of equal standing, or a company that can put a suitable sponsorship on the table, could presumably meet her under collab pretenses, no? Not that I expect that for someone posting weird stuff in a place like this lmao
822 Warawa ja yo
I see, I see Still, moving on one's own would be its own bother, ja Very well—my thanks to those who answered plainly Oh, and I have memorized every last one of your IDs
823 Passing-by Anon
Scaaary lol
824 Passing-by Anon
I bet she's wearing a dark smile right now
825 Passing-by Anon
Karin ojou-sama does tend to attract odd fans somehow, desu wa ne I hear she has plenty of yumejoshi, too
826 Passing-by Anon
That's far enough with the Mitsuki-sama slander!
827 Passing-by Anon
Funny how nobody said "Mitsuki-sama," though...
828 Passing-by Anon
Well, once you hit several million to twenty million subscribers, the absolute number of odd fans rises too, desu wa Or is it simply that Karin ojou-sama is odd, so the odd ones flock to her? ...Well, fair enough...
829 Passing-by Anon
Oh, is that kid gone now? The ojou-sama will be fine whatever happens, but I'll report it just in case, desu waa~!
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And so, next time, Episode 88 resumes the main story—but it's taken on an extra-episode-ish air, so perhaps the main story truly resumes with Episode 89, desu no. For reference, Episode 88 will be the "scolded-dog-caught-raiding-the-fridge stream" mentioned in post 580. Please take this forum chapter as sitting slightly ahead in the timeline, desu wa.
※And goodness me—Ojou-sama Buzz has reached 50th place overall cumulative on Kakuyom! Counting stars alone, it's top 20 (I counted, desu wa!)—half a year since serialization began, and this makes me immensely happy, desu no! It's all thanks to you, desu wa! So to help Karin ojou-sama reach more eyes than ever, I'd be grateful for your support through stars, follows and comments, desu no!