chapter01 · 003-ep3
Episode 3: The Forum Thread, Part 1
【Bad News】Nuisance streamer Puke, a.k.a. Kagerou, finally crosses the line
1 Passing-by Anon
That guy's actually insane.
2 Passing-by Anon
What'd that puke do this time?
3 Passing-by Anon
Did, nothing yet. More like "about to."
4 Passing-by Anon
He's running a live stream right now called "I Tried Blowing Up a Lower-Layer Dungeon Wall with a Blast Stone"
5 Passing-by Anon
Huh?
6 Passing-by Anon
Blast stone—you mean the stuff with insane firepower that gives off a smell that draws in monsters and sends them berserk as a trade-off?
7 Passing-by Anon
Yep. The stuff the government's put out warnings about
8 Passing-by Anon
Wasn't using it outside a boss room supposed to carry harsh penalties?
9 Passing-by Anon
Nah, right now it's just advisories—there's no penalty clause yet Basically a "beat the legislation to it" kind of thing, no?
10 Passing-by Anon
Even if barely anyone's in the lower layers, this is beyond the pale
11 Passing-by Anon
He's seriously too far gone. Surely he gets arrested this time?
12 Passing-by Anon
No way, no way. Like it says above, it's not actually illegal yet Morally it's a hundred percent out of bounds, though
13 Passing-by Anon
One more example of legislation failing to keep up with dungeon products
14 Passing-by Anon
I mean, unknown materials don't exactly pop up that often these days, but legislation always takes forever
15 Passing-by Anon
That puke is slick as hell about that kind of thing, I swear
16 Passing-by Anon
All his controversy videos have loopholes carefully built into them too
17 Passing-by Anon
And the guy himself is top-class among the young generation as an explorer, so there's basically nobody who could stop him by force
18 Passing-by Anon
His clan being that Black Tiger is a big deal too They're advisors to the Dungeon Bureau, they've got political muscle, and they're top-one-or-two in the country in raw strength He'll walk away clean again this time anyway
19 Passing-by Anon
This is exactly why we get called a dungeon developing nation
20 Passing-by Anon
The idiots subscribed to Puke's channel are accomplices too
21 Passing-by Anon
Especially the ones throwing superchats to egg on his stunts What is wrong with those people, seriously
22 Passing-by Anon
Well, this stunt does look like it came from his subscriber count visibly bleeding out At the end of the day, he himself is the one most at fault
23 Passing-by Anon
He's panicking 'cause Mitsuki-sama blew past his subscriber count at ridiculous speed
24 Passing-by Anon
Way younger than Puke, promising future, a beautiful streamer doing beginner-friendly strategy explainers... Zero chance of winning, desu wa
25 Passing-by Anon
A grown man being jealous of an actual high school girl, man...
26 Passing-by Anon
Subs go up, he gets cocky; subs go down, he throws a tantrum and escalates What even do you do with that piece of puke trash?
27 Passing-by Anon
At the end of the day, guys with power get to do whatever they want, in every sense Makes me sick to my stomach
28 Passing-by Anon
For now I'm archiving the stream footage in case anything happens
29 Passing-by Anon
Yeah, that's about all anyone can do right now
30 Passing-by Anon
Galling that it still counts toward his viewer numbers, but whatever
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187 Passing-by Anon
【Breaking News】Kagerou gets utterly flattened by a thug ojou-sama out of nowhere
188 Passing-by Anon
???
189 Passing-by Anon
What am I even looking at??
190 Passing-by Anon
Clips of Puke's live stream are getting posted everywhere—go look It's insane
191 Passing-by Anon
I am FUCKING dying lmaoooo
192 Passing-by Anon
Lost it completely at the "mother who hurt her lady parts giving birth to you" bit
193 Passing-by Anon
The information density is too much...
194 Passing-by Anon
The clip view counts are actually ridiculous lmao
195 Passing-by Anon
Wait, wait. Isn't this just one of those common fake videos??
196 Passing-by Anon
AI's gotten so good lately that fakes look real too There are even people pushing fakes as "live streams" these days
197 Passing-by Anon
Fake videos all have tells—pretty easy to spot, actually
198 Passing-by Anon
There are fake-detection tools too, go verify it. This one's genuine For the record, I suspected the tools were glitching and tried several different ones
199 Passing-by Anon
So the guy who's arguably the strongest of the young generation just got onesidedly beaten to death... what does that make her...
200 Passing-by Anon
I-I mean, onesided or not, it was a sneak attack...
201 Passing-by Anon
>>200 Morning, Puke. Making excuses is a bad look
202 Passing-by Anon
Just being able to land a sneak attack on a top ranker running on razor-sharp nerves inside a dungeon already makes her a straight-up monster, classic
203 Passing-by Anon
'Sides, the only sneak attack was the very first hit Puke straight-up tried to fight back partway through and still got absolutely wrecked
204 Passing-by Anon
Hard to tell 'cause the movement's so fast, but Puke did have his weapon out
205 Passing-by Anon
Lmao. I'm eating good
206 Passing-by Anon
Nah, this is too much even for him... if it's not a fake, isn't it staged? I hate Puke as much as anyone, but there's no universe where he gets onesidedly beaten
207 Passing-by Anon
I mean, staging that would basically be declaring war on Black Tiger, one of the top clans in the country...
208 Passing-by Anon
No way. However far his channel's fallen, a vain, pride-filled piece of work like Puke would never stage something like this
209 Passing-by Anon
Fair point
210 Passing-by Anon
Wait, so that mystery thug ojou-sama is an actual, naturally occurring thug ojou-sama?
211 Passing-by Anon
She's basically a rabid dog...
212 Passing-by Anon
Honestly I'd find "new species of monster" easier to accept?
213 Passing-by Anon
That said, what she's actually saying is perfectly reasonable, this ojou-sama It's just that she opens with a blistering dropkick and then onesidedly pummels Puke with lethal left-right slaps (?) plus gut punches and knee strikes (?) that's the unhinged part
214 Passing-by Anon
No, hold on The lecture was mostly on point, but she was treating Puke like total garbage and stuff—some of her remarks weren't all there either, this girl
215 Passing-by Anon
And to top it off she decided Puke was a lost child lol
216 Passing-by Anon
Also, I know it's late to ask, but why is this thug ojou-sama wearing a frilly dress into a dungeon
217 Passing-by Anon
For the record, Kagerou's encounter with the ojou-sama was apparently in the lower layers
218 Passing-by Anon
Fwah!?
219 Passing-by Anon
The lower layers are where you go in a party—a dungeon party, not a dinner party...? (shaky voice)
220 Passing-by Anon
Back when dungeons first appeared, the lower layers were a hellscape where crack troops in full gear got routed...
221 Passing-by Anon
Come to think of it, wasn't there a rumor years back about a woman in a dress toting a metal bat in the Shinjuku Dungeon's middle layers...
222 Passing-by Anon
Some new breed of apparition, maybe?
223 Passing-by Anon
Old rumors aside, who the hell IS this ojou-sama, seriously... Does she even actually exist?
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911 Passing-by Anon
Hey, you guys! Apparently somebody found the mystery thug ojou-sama's streaming channel!
912 Passing-by Anon
A streamer!?
913 Passing-by Anon
"Natural-Born Ojou-sama Karin Yamada's Elegant Dungeon Conquest" That's the one → URL
914 Passing-by Anon
It's real!?
915 Passing-by Anon
Huh??? A high school girl??? Sixteen??? Solo runs only??????
916 Passing-by Anon
Nobody's gonna believe me now that it's long past ten thousand, but when I found it, this channel had three subscribers
917 Passing-by Anon
You're telling me a prodigy (age 16) capable of onesidedly beating Puke to death sat buried for over a year?
918 Passing-by Anon
Truly a dungeon developing nation
919 Passing-by Anon
H-hey... isn't this ojou-sama beating the crap out of monsters without letting a single attack so much as graze her dress...?
920 Passing-by Anon
Surely these old videos are fake...? Right?
921 Passing-by Anon
No, this one's genuine too... (round two)
922 Passing-by Anon
Ehhh... (visibly recoiling)
923 Passing-by Anon
A physical freak who's convinced herself she's an ojou-sama
924 Passing-by Anon
Yes, this one can definitely beat Puke to death, desu wa
925 Passing-by Anon
Puke's been getting casually murdered this whole time lmao
926 Passing-by Anon
Is she seriously an indie? The dress thing kinda smells corporate, no?
927 Passing-by Anon
I was thinking that too. There are corporate cosplay-streamer groups and whatnot
928 Passing-by Anon
So it IS a plant from some big agency? It's all way too perfect, come on
929 Passing-by Anon
Nice armchair analysis, otsu Those idol-marketed types stick mainly to the upper layers Their "cosplay" is proper gear built for mobility Not a single one of 'em wears something idiotic like a dress
930 Passing-by Anon
And I'll say it again: the ojou-sama appeared in the deepest, gnarliest reaches of the lower layers
931 Passing-by Anon
See! It's a new breed of apparition after all!
932 Passing-by Anon
Come to think of it, neither the ojou-sama nor Puke has ended their stream, right?
933 Passing-by Anon
Both screens are pitch black—only picking up audio, though
934 Passing-by Anon
Sounds like the ojou-sama's carrying Puke on her back through the dungeon right now, so the body cam's probably covered
935 Passing-by Anon
Wait, we're about to hit 1,000 posts. I'll start the next thread
936 Passing-by Anon
Thx Threads are spawning everywhere—don't forget to drop the link