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Episode 3: The Message Board and the Doxx☆
[LIVE] Ojou-sama Club Dungeon Streams General Thread Part.638
382: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
Emergency situation, everyone!
Our Ojou-sama Club officially-sanctioned streamer (self-proclaimed), ojou-sama Tsukishiro Saya,
is in a genuine, for-real distress situation in the deep middle layers of Dungeon #204!!
385: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
The nouveau riche ojou-sama is lost in some rural dead-end dungeon again, I see.
That one got slime goo all over her robe just last week and screeched about it non-stop, did she not lol
389: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
>>385
This is hardly such a mild situation!
A trap collapse has cut her off completely from her three vanguards,
and she is being chased by five Black Hounds while bleeding from her shoulder!
Her potions look spent as well, and at this very moment she has been cornered at a rubble dead end!
394: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
Whoa, I just opened the stream, and she is straight-up done for......
Why on earth is that airhead diving into the deep middle layers in that elaborate cosplay outfit
398: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:b7H4jK
I came flying when I heard there was a distress stream!
We might get to watch someone die in real time for the first time in a while lol
401: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
>>398
You have a sewer for a personality, you know that?
Though honestly, even if someone started running at the rescue request this very instant, there is no way they make it in time
Her chanting is panic-stumbling all over the place, and the moment that big one in front leaps, it is over
405: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
Ah, the one in the middle just dropped into a crouch
That throat is about to be wrecked—any ladies without gore tolerance, close your tabs now
409: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
IT LEAPT AAAAHHHH!!
412: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
.........Hah?
413: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:b7H4jK
HUH!?
415: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
W-Wait just one moment!?
What on earth just happened on the screen!?
419: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
I have no idea!!
There was this little "snap," and then a wall appeared midair, ice sprouted up from the ground,
and the two in back got blown away all on their own!? What!?
424: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:z8N1cV
Someone just came in from the back of the passage!
Eh, hold on, the person who cast that spell then drew a one-handed sword and cut down all five without ceremony!?
It has not even been five seconds!?
428: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
Huh???
That first spell did not have a single WORD of incantation, did it!?
Do not tell me that was chantless casting!?
432: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:r3K7pW
>>428
You silly ojou-sama, there is no way a manga-style technique like chantless casting actually exists!
It came flying in from the back of the passage before anyone laid eyes on her, so she plainly pre-cast it behind the corner while running here!
436: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
>>432
But wait just one moment!?
Even supposing she did chant behind the corner, the barrier, the ice, AND the wind all activated "three at the same instant"!?
Simultaneous casting is an ultra-advanced technique only a handful can manage, even among head mages of first-rate clans!
440: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
>>436
What do you mean "simultaneous casting," do you intend to claim she has three mouths or something!? lol
It is "multi-deployment"—chanting spells in order without firing them, holding them stocked, then releasing them all together at the end!
Though honestly, the moment she stocked three while sprinting and fired them off in perfect sync without a single misfire, she quit being human!!
444: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:g4T6yU
More to the point, everyone, did you hear that person's voice!?
"You okay? Looks like you're hurt. Can you drink a potion yourself?"—she said......
That voice, that bearing, both far too impossibly cool......where did this knight of a onee-sama even come from!?
448: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:z8N1cV
Hold on a moment—the instant that person saw the vanguard rushing up just now,
she said "your friends are here, so you're fine" and headed straight home!?
She did not pick up a single one of the magic stones from the five Black Hounds she downed!!
452: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:b7H4jK
The magic stones from deep-middle-layer Black Hounds go for tens of thousands apiece, do they not?
Strolling home leaving five behind is honestly killing me lmao
Is she some manner of absurd heiress!?
455: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:v9R2wE
It is obviously staged bait for view counts, obviously
Her three friends fired a combo spell from the back of the passage, that is all. Nice staging, very convincing
459: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
>>455
And how exactly does one "stage" five Black Hounds in the deep middle layers, you goblin-brained ojou-sama!
More to the point, feast your eyes on the nouveau riche ojou-sama's face,
mouth opening and closing, frozen solid in full thirst-mode face lmaooo
463: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
"I couldn't even... ask their name......(sigh)" lol, spare me
The haughty ojou-sama who looks down on men and women alike got her brain flash-fried in a single second, my stomach hurts
468: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:c6J3nM
Say, I have the capture of the person who came to the rescue paused, and I have been studying it
That unadorned light gear, and that slightly low, composed voice......
Could it be...that she might be of the male persuasion?
The shoulder width, or rather the feel of the wrist when swinging that sword, looked ever so slightly man-like to me
472: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
>>468
Impossible—there is no way a man is walking alone in a deep middle-layer section like this
She is a tall-ish, boyish, cool-beauty type of onee-sama, I assure you
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[RARE] Male Explorers General Thread Part.245
612: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:d4F7hJ
Did anyone see the official White Lily Clan video posted today?
It's just the new recruit Minato-kun poking a shallow-layer slime with a stick going "I beat it!" and laughing,
but every onee-sama behind him was goopy-eyed and I was dying lmao
615: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:s2K9pL
Saw it lol
The second he'd walked a little and plopped down going "maybe I'm tired already,"
three A-rank vanguards were holding a parasol over him and handing him a chilled potion
Well, a boy even setting foot in a dungeon for us is a feast for the eyes, so pampering him that much is only right
619: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:w8M3xZ
The dungeon near my place, you're lucky to spot a male explorer once a year
Basically they don't dive because it's dangerous,
and when they do, it's normal to get guarded by a big-name women's party like that and take strolls in the shallow layers
623: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:c6J3nM
Oi, hey, check this out
It's a clip of the mystery explorer who barged into Tsukishiro Saya's distress stream earlier and one-shot the five Black Hounds in the deep middle layers
[video link]
That skeletal structure and that voice tone...could they maybe be a man?
626: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:d4F7hJ
>>623 Huh? Which one?
629: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:r5V1bN
Just watched it, the movement is monstrous lmao
But this is a woman no matter how you look at it, where exactly are the man elements
632: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:s2K9pL
>>623
You dumb? There's no way a man is diving solo in the deep middle layers
That's a place where even veteran women's parties die without a full vanguard lineup,
if a guy walked around there alone he'd be monster chow in a minute
635: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:w8M3xZ
It's just a short-cropped, androgynous cool-type onee-sama
My big sister's speaking voice is about this low too
No guy is one-tapping a Black Hound's head off with a sword swing, you've been reading too much manga
638: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:q9L4mK
Besides, if by some miracle a strong man who could fire three spells simultaneously AND swing a sword at master-tier actually existed,
the state or the Big Four clans would have stacked billions on him and locked him up tight ages ago
The moment he's wandering the middle layers as a nobody in cheap light gear, it's 100% a woman
Welp, off-topic post, gj me
641: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:c6J3nM
Right?? Yeah, I was coping way too hard, my bad
643: Anonymous Explorer Enjoyer ID:d4F7hJ
You're fine, everyone has the "want a cool man to protect me" fantasy at least once lol
Anyway, here, posting the adorable caps of Minato-kun choking on his potion yesterday—
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[LIVE] Ojou-sama Club Dungeon Streams General Thread Part.638
781: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:n8C2vB
Onee-sama Black Rose's second dungeon stream running in the background
has been stewing bone-in meat at camp this whole time and has not advanced a single millimeter
Though as food porn for that hour when a small hunger strikes, it is supreme
784: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
More to the point, ojou-sama ID squad, you still have not found the rescuing onee-sama's name!?
It has been nearly twenty minutes already, you are slow on the job!
788: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
But we have scrubbed the main rosters of every famous clan AND the lists of mid-tier solo streamers,
and not one person with similar gear has turned up!
There is no such thing as a completely unknown veteran who can instant-kill Black Hounds with a sword right after deploying three spells at once!
791: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:v9R2wE
There, see? It is a staged fake with actors hired by Tsukishiro Saya after all
794: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
>>791 You are STILL here!? You are so persistent I am growing mold!
796: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
>>788
Ah, my apologies, misdirected reply, that was meant for ojou-sama >>784
Might she be with a closed-roster clan on expedition from some rural dungeon?
802: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:h6G8dS
Wait just one moment!!
Everyone, take the frame around 42 seconds of the rescue scene, raise the brightness to maximum and zoom in, if you please!!
At that onee-sama's chest strap, is there not something square clipped on!?
806: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
>>802
Eh? Where......oh, it is true!
What is that, a battered, boxy machine like a matchbox
811: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:t4Y7uI
That is the old-model mandatory streaming body camera, the cheapest one rented out at the Explorer's Association counter!!
I used it exactly once, back when I was a newbie three years ago,
and it is the model number I chucked immediately because the camera shake was so horrendous!
815: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
Hold on just one moment!?
If she is wearing a mandatory camera on her chest,
then that onee-sama has a stream open somewhere at this very instant, does she not!?
819: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
A blind spot!!
Everyone was searching only for pretty floating-camera streams, that is why we could not find her!
Right now, this instant, I am digging through the bottom-of-the-barrel dead streams under the Dungeon #204 tag, the ones with viewer counts near zero!!
822: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:w5Q9zX
I have warmed my snack scone (a convenience-store meat bun)!
The nouveau riche ojou-sama's stream seems to have started packing up, but what is everyone so excited about now?
825: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:b7H4jK
>>822 Perfect timing, meat-bun ojou-sama!
More to the point, dead streams are a garbage dump with thousands of new ones every day, you know!?
How are we supposed to find one stream in all that!
831: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:h6G8dS
......I have found it.
833: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
Wha!? That is far too fast!?
836: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:h6G8dS
Registered to Dungeon #204, camera model matches, title still the default "Exploration Stream."
Concurrent viewers: 『1』.
[stream URL]
841: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:x3L8vN
"One concurrent viewer" lmaooo
Opening it right now regardless!!
845: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:p5D9sF
Whoa, what is this stream, the screen rattles so much I am going to be seasick within three seconds!!
And it is nothing but pitch-dark passage walls, I haven't the faintest idea what she wants to film!
849: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:m2W5tR
No doubt about it!
The one-handed sword sheath and light-gear cuffs that just flashed past the edge of the screen—that is the onee-sama who saved ojou-sama Saya earlier!!
And this person, even after the rescue, did not go home,
she is still strolling deeper into the deep middle layers all alone, like it is a walk in the park!?
854: Anonymous Ojou-sama ID:k9P2mQ
We have just unearthed a genuinely hidden, absolutely cracked stream......!
Everyone, we are storming it now——!!