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[BAD NEWS] Rookie Explorer's Job Turns Out to Be Chuunibyou lololol

1: Anonymous Explorer
Apparently a new Job showed up at the Guild today

2: Anonymous Explorer
Again?

3: Anonymous Explorer
New Jobs pop up every year It's always just a worse version of something that already exists

4: Anonymous Explorer
>>1 What Job?

5: Anonymous Explorer
>>4 Well, here's the thing

6: Anonymous Explorer
Stop dragging it out

7: Anonymous Explorer
Chuunibyou

8: Anonymous Explorer
Huh?

9: Anonymous Explorer
lolololololol

10: Anonymous Explorer
Don't make troll threads

11: Anonymous Explorer
At least tell a better lie

12: Anonymous Explorer
Chuunibyou lol I'll give the name points for style

13: Anonymous Explorer
>>7 Go to sleep

14: Anonymous Explorer
Threads like this pop up like clockwork every month There was 【Househusband】 a while back

15: Anonymous Explorer
>>14 That one turned out to be fake

16: Anonymous Explorer
>>1 probably thought he was being funny making this thread

17: Anonymous Explorer
No, wait I heard it too The staff at the Nagoya Guild were all abuzz

18: Anonymous Explorer
>>17 You're in on it too?

19: Anonymous Explorer
Show us evidence. Evidence.

20: Anonymous Explorer
No source means it's all a joke Thread's over, disperse

21: Anonymous Explorer
The Guild's official new-Job registration page just updated though

22: Anonymous Explorer
>>21 Where

23: Anonymous Explorer
https://guild.go.jp/jobs/new

24: Anonymous Explorer
Just checked it

25: Anonymous Explorer
lololololololol

26: Anonymous Explorer
No way

27: Anonymous Explorer
【Chuunibyou】 Date registered: today Number registered: 1

28: Anonymous Explorer
Uwaaaaaaaaah

29: Anonymous Explorer
It's real lol

30: Anonymous Explorer
The government officially certifies chuunibyou

31: Anonymous Explorer
lol Japan is done for

32: Anonymous Explorer
This is an official government document It says "chuunibyou" in an official document

33: Anonymous Explorer
Does it show in the Job field on Guild cards too?

34: Anonymous Explorer
>>33 Obviously it does

35: Anonymous Explorer
>>34 Have mercy

36: Anonymous Explorer
Chuunibyou on your ID

37: Anonymous Explorer
Still chuunibyou at forty

38: Anonymous Explorer
You have to show it to your partner's parents when you get married?

39: Anonymous Explorer
>>38 Have mercy lololol

40: Anonymous Explorer
My right eye is starting to throb too

41: Anonymous Explorer
>>40 Go see a doctor

42: Anonymous Explorer
My right arm, sealed away as it is—

43: Anonymous Explorer
Stop This thread is getting infected with chuunibyou

44: Anonymous Explorer
The [BAD NEWS] in the title is painfully accurate lol

45: Anonymous Explorer
You're all laughing but for the guy himself this is hell

46: Anonymous Explorer
It's for life, you know Your Job never changes

47: Anonymous Explorer
Right... it never changes, huh...

48: Anonymous Explorer
lol why'd everyone suddenly go quiet

49: Anonymous Explorer
But it's a world first, right? Unknown effects could mean it's a jackpot

50: Anonymous Explorer
>>49 That's true Nobody knew what Spell Analysts were for at first either

51: Anonymous Explorer
>>50 Now it's the poster child of rare Jobs

52: Anonymous Explorer
But it can go the other way too Remember 【Collector】 from three years ago

53: Anonymous Explorer
>>52 The one that just makes appraising drops slightly faster

54: Anonymous Explorer
That one really had nothing

55: Anonymous Explorer
Which way will chuunibyou go

56: Anonymous Explorer
The name alone sounds like it's got nothing

57: Anonymous Explorer
Would be funny if it came with actual chuuni skills Like "my right arm aches"

58: Anonymous Explorer
>>57 If his arm actually ached, that'd be legendary

59: Anonymous Explorer
Chuunibyou attacks definitely have long chants

60: Anonymous Explorer
>>59 Chanting mid-fight? No thanks You'd get punched before you finished

61: Anonymous Explorer
Is he gonna go "my name is..." in front of monsters? Dead on the spot

62: Anonymous Explorer
lol

63: Anonymous Explorer
So who even is this guy

64: Anonymous Explorer
Apparently the Nagoya Guild

65: Anonymous Explorer
>>64 The Nakamura Ward headquarters?

66: Anonymous Explorer
A friend of mine was supposedly there

67: Anonymous Explorer
>>66 Tell us more

68: Anonymous Explorer
He's fifteen, they say

69: Anonymous Explorer
Huh?

70: Anonymous Explorer
Hey

71: Anonymous Explorer
He just got out of middle school

72: Anonymous Explorer
This is way too brutal right before high school

73: Anonymous Explorer
No, now I actually feel bad for him

74: Anonymous Explorer
My bad for laughing earlier

75: Anonymous Explorer
Pulling this at fifteen is the worst luck

76: Anonymous Explorer
Bet his LUK is low

77: Anonymous Explorer
>>76 Have mercy

78: Anonymous Explorer
Can't he change it?

79: Anonymous Explorer
>>78 Jobs never change, for life

80: Anonymous Explorer
Well, in a few years nobody will even remember New Jobs come out every year anyway

81: Anonymous Explorer
>>80 Fair point

82: Anonymous Explorer
It's just a dud Job with a name Next week there'll be some other topic

83: Anonymous Explorer
Chuunibyou-kun, good luck I guess

84: Anonymous Explorer
Rooting for you from the shadows

85: Anonymous Explorer
Go make yourself a lifetime's worth of legend (not looking likely)