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Forum Thread: [Breaking] Eye-sama Saves Tokyo
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Thread Title: [Shinjuku Stampede] Notification of Defense Line Collapse → Mysterious Hacker Intervention Reverses the Battle lolololol Part.142
1: Anonymous Explorer
Hey, did you guys see the broadcast just now!?!? Everything was hijacked – TV, phones, everything!!!
2: Anonymous Explorer
Saw it lololol I thought my heart would stop lololol The screen suddenly went black and that owl logo appeared!
3: Anonymous Explorer
The monocle-wearing owl logo, isn’t that…!? It’s the ‘Master_Eye’ logo from Seira Jinguji’s press conference!!
4: Anonymous Explorer
>>3 The real genius craftsman behind that gas-mask agent. But seriously, why can some craftsman hijack the world’s airwaves lolol What the hell is national cyber security doing!
5: Anonymous IT Worker
Our company’s network team is going crazy trying to trace it right now, but apparently it’s genuinely impossible. They say it’s not even an IP address; it’s like the radio waves are emerging from space itself, ignoring the laws of physics. Maybe Eye-sama isn’t human, but literally a god?
6: Anonymous Explorer
Forget the radio hijack, tremble at what he actually did.
“I will provide my maximum inventory. Use it up as you see fit.”
He said that and made it rain light over the battlefield! Did you see it!?
7: Anonymous Explorer
Saw it. Cheat weapons rained from the sky. Our guild’s A-Rank shield-bearer, who was about to die on the front line, had a massive silver shield he’d never seen before pierce into the ground in front of him.
8: Anonymous Explorer
>>7 The camera got a quick close-up of that – it’s the Mythic Level artifact ‘Fudo Myoo’s Castle Shield’…. At auction, it’s a national treasure level worth at least 500 million yen.
9: Anonymous Explorer
Huh??? 500 million???
10: Anonymous Explorer
My older brother is a mage on the front line. He just sent me a photo on D-Chat. He picked up a flaming staff, and now his magic power is unlimited, his intermediate spells have the power of strategic-class spells. He’s burning Ogres while crying.
11: Anonymous Explorer
Burning Ogres while crying lolololol
12: Anonymous Explorer
No, this isn’t a laughing matter! He gave those Mythic Level and Legendary Level cheat weapons to all 300 people on the front line!? Rough calculations put it at over several hundred billion yen in assets scattered on the battlefield to protect Tokyo!?
13: Anonymous Explorer
Eye-sama’s scale is so insane it’s mind-boggling (in a good way). He’s not just a craftsman – his assets and power are cheat-level too.
14: Anonymous Explorer
Just a while ago it was all “Ahhh it’s over… Tokyo is over…” like a funeral wake, but look at the broadcast footage now.
15: Anonymous Explorer
(URL of broadcast footage) This. …Huh? That’s a deep-layer King Ogre, right? Why is it flying through the air (getting blasted away) like a Goblin?
16: Anonymous Explorer
The explorers have awakened with Eye-sama’s weapons and are literally “hunting” the deep-layer monsters lolol With cheat buffs of defense x100, attack x100, and unlimited magic, it’s only natural lolol The Stampede is a joke now.
17: Anonymous Explorer
The Abyss Hydra being cut in two gave me chills. Seira-sama’s “It’s time to counter-attack!” – that’s a movie protagonist. Getting support from Eye-sama (the mastermind behind the scenes) while the strongest Sword Saint leads the front line – way too hype.
18: Anonymous Explorer
Hey, if I go to Shinjuku now, maybe I can pick up a Legendary Level sword or something?
19: Anonymous Explorer
>>18 Didn’t you hear Eye-sama’s ‘recovery declaration’ earlier? “If you run off, you know what Seira-sama will do, right? (｡◕‿◕｡)”
20: Anonymous Explorer
Seira-sama’s beaming smile on the broadcast was genuinely horrifying lol After seeing that, you’d line up to return them at the speed of light lolol
21: Anonymous Explorer
The world’s cutest, strongest debt collector lol
22: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, why did such a large-scale Stampede happen in the first place? There were reports of deep-layer monsters coming up to the Middle Layer Area, but the entrance gate being blown out from the inside like that… normally that’s impossible.
23: Anonymous Explorer
>>22 Rumors on the guild’s back channels say someone destroyed the ‘keystone seal’ in the Middle Layer Area.
24: Anonymous Explorer
Huh? Destroyed the keystone? Whoever did that isn’t just a major criminal. That’s at the level of immediate execution for treason.
25: Anonymous Explorer
The guild’s investigation team is apparently already moving to identify the cause. They’re narrowing down the culprit using magic wave patterns and debris from the scene.
26: Anonymous Explorer
If it was intentional, I’ll never forgive them. My house is in Shinjuku Ward; it burned down.
27: Anonymous Explorer
Anyway, for now let’s support Eye-sama and the front line group! We can do this! Tokyo will be saved!!
28: Anonymous Explorer
Long live Eye-sama!!! Long live Seira-sama!!!
29: Anonymous Explorer
Thank you, Eye-sama! I’ll never forget that cheat performance I experienced once…! Even if I have to go into debt, I’m going to win one of your weapons in the next auction!!
30: Anonymous Explorer
>>29 Eye-sama’s free trial marketing strategy is a huge success, lol.
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